My one allowance of frivolous spending of bday gift $$$… LET’S RACE! (Taken with instagram)
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WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE 2: STILL WILDIN’ (feat. Vin Diesel) (Taken with instagram)
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1 week ago • 21 notes…and in every single slow-down town there’s the exact same black-hoodied fourteen year-old furiously riding a too-small bike away from a Family Dollar while drinking a huge plastic bottle of Mountain Dew. But I guess stereotypes gotta come from somewhere.
I don’t know how they keep from catching those goth pants in the chain.
Let’s get this party started right. A new year of existing! (Taken with instagram)
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You are pretty BAD ASS when you have dragons chained up inside of your semi. (Taken with instagram)
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1 week ago • 83,806 notesWhoa.
By the way:
This captain?
Hit some well-documented rocks.
Ordered dinner for himself and a woman after the crash.
Over forty minutes after the crash.
Waited over an hour to sound the alarm.
Abandoned ship while passengers were still aboard.
Just peaced out while hundreds of passengers were trying not to die.
And then eleven of them did just that.
21 are still missing.
That guy’s got a lot of uncomfortable trips to the grocery store ahead of him.
(All pending investigation, of course. I wasn’t there.)
I WAITED THROUGH ALL THAT… FOR THAT?!!??
THAT WAS SO WORTH IT
Oh my gosh.
WORTH IT!
SCIENCE BURN. 3 weeks ago • 85 notes


