December 2011
50 posts
Koo-ool, Aii-iid
justaskjohn:
Gray: “What is the best flavor of Kool-Aid? No cheating.”
John: “How do you cheat at Kool Aid? That’s a lot to think about. I’d like to say purple, but that’s like two steps away from racism. Red’s pretty good. The Kool Aid man is red. I bet the Kool Aid inside the Kool Aid man is the sweetest Kool Aid there is, man. It’s probably like dipping your hands into a cauldron of maple...
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EVERYBODY
“EVERYBODY loves fruitcake, but some people deny it to be socially in tune with The Internet.”
-Dr. Gene, M.D.
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Words with Break Rooms
luckyshirt:
Me: Tennessee.
Coworker: What?
Me: Tennessee.
Coworker: What are you doing?
Me: Tennessee.
Coworker: Okay.
Me: Tennessee.
Coworker: …
Me: Tennessee.
Another coworker: ♫ LORD I’VE REALLY BEEN REALLY BEEN REAL STRESSED ♫
Me: No way you just did that.